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Post by Ash Ketchum on Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:01 am

Question: Saan mas nauuna ang "Friday" kesa "Thursday"?
Answer: HULAAN NYO.
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Post by miss_terry on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:56 pm

Sa letrang F. LOL
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Post by Ash Ketchum on Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:25 am

miss_terry wrote:Sa letrang F. LOL

Pwede na rin pero meron pang mas appropriate answer eh.

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Post by Ateo on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:56 pm

sa dictionary

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Post by harballah on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:05 am

Ateo wrote:sa dictionary

Galing mo kuya ateo

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Post by MarcCatholic on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:11 am

Oo nga noh? Very Happy
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Post by gin on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:21 am

Gasgas na
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Post by RavlaM on Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:45 am

Couple Talking:
Wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
Husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
W : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H : hello!? karpintero ba ako? umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat
ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so
he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake…
H : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W : hello?! baker ba ako?!
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Post by sakundes on Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:01 am

isang araw nagdeposito si batman sa bangko at ng papalabas na ay....

batman:ay guard bakit mo kame sinarhan ay paano kame makakalabas niya an.
guard:hindi po sir sarado po dito sa loob pero bukas po sa labas
batman:ay gagaw in mo pa akong Warning: avoid this word ayan oh nakalagay sa karatula close na sarado na oh.
guard:hindi po ser sa karatula laang po iyan sa loob po close sa labas eh open.
batman:ay nako mga kasama sinarhan na tayo dito sa bangko ay bilis bilisan ninyo at maghanap na kayo ng malalabasan at ako ay nakakita na...


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Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....

Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala
ko muna.

Ikaw Mrs, ano

pangalan mo?

Mrs: Inday po.

Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko.

Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?

Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.

================

A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."

Nakita ng lasenggo.... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?

======================

Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa sya?

Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatangungin ko sya sa langit.

Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?

Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!

======================

MRS: Hon, am I pretty or ugly?
MR: Uhm.. both..
MRS: Anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
MR: Ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.

=====================

Asked to identify her missing husband, Beryl went along to
the morgue but on pulling back the sheet she shook her
head sadly. “No, that’s not him,” she said, looking at the
man’s sizeable parts, “but some poor woman’s lost a good
friend.”
************************************************
Two Scotsmen are talking in the pub and one turns to the
other, saying, “Now, Mick, if I should die first, will you pour
a bottle of the finest malt whisky over my grave?”
“That I will,” says Jock, “but do you mind if it goes through
my kidneys first?”

************************************************

Sweet old Fay Mahoney hobbled along to confession as she’d
done for more than 70 years. She went in, sat down and
began. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I committed
adultery with a young, good-looking milkman.”
“Oh my goodness,” said the shocked priest, “and when was
this?”
“About fifty years ago, but I just felt like remembering the
good old days.”

************************************************

Have you ever wondered why men like to go fishing?
It’s the only time they’ll hear someone say to them,
“Goodness, that is a big one.”

************************************************

A man walked into the chemist’s shop and demanded his
money back.
“The ointment you sold me to make my willy bigger doesn’t
work,” he complained angrily. “I did exactly as the
instructions said which was to rub it in.”
“Oh I see your problem,” replied the chemist. “You didn’t
read the small print which says it has to be rubbed in by a
woman between the ages of 18–30.”

***********************************************

What does a woman have when she’s got two little balls in her
hand?
The man’s undivided attention.


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JUAN: Aray! Bakit mo ko sinuntok?

PEDRO: Tinawag mo kong hippopotamus eh!

JUAN: Last year pa yun ah!

PEDRO: Ngayon ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

====================

BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi na lang ako mali!!!

AMA: 'Di totoo yan, nagkakamali ka anak!

BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!
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Post by sakundes on Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:02 am

It was jazz an ordinary day........

It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako.

Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy. ....."
Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?
"Dodong!" sigaw ko.

Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud and proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd.

"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya.
"Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh" sabi ko.

Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he's every woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni
Dodong. "I don't mine" sagot ko.

Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?" sabi nung waiter kay Dodong.

"Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong.
"Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully" dagdag niya.

"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin.
Hmmm... mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko.
"I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh." sagot ko.

Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it's a long, long way to run.

"Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I'm happily married" pagmamalaki ko.
"Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still have more feelings than I expected. i don't want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa.

Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.

"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong.
Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think it's his other woman that caused our separation to part.

Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

"Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.
"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.
"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes."
"Diretso lang." sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."
"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.

Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya.

"Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!" pananakot nya..

Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar.

Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way.

"Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you?" bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya:
"I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but at first I didn't give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed.."

>From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-isa at walang exhibitions. i feel I'm on cloud.
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Post by sakundes on Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:02 am

FAVORITE BATH SOAP
ATENEO: Irish Spring
DLSU: Dove
UP: Safeguard
UST: Greencross
AMA: Downy

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The Atheist and the Loch Ness Monster

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one
easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a
hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting
below to swallow them both.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall
towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast, he cried out,
“Oh, my God! Help me!”
Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung
in midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said,
“I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”
“God, come on, give me a break!” the man pleaded, “Just
seconds ago, I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster
either!”
“Well,” said God, “now that you are a believer, you must
understand that I won’t work miracles to snatch you from
certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change
hearts. What would you have me do?”
The atheist thinks for a minute then says, “God, please
have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also.”
God replies, “So be it.”
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling
towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness
Monster folds his claws together and says,
“Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided.....”

****************************************************

Where Is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were
excessively mischievous. They were always getting into
trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred
in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been
successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to
see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old
first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman
in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So
the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly
home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind
him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he
asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in
BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think
WE did it!

*****************************************************

The Indian Chief Predicts the
Weather

An old Indian Chief was famous for predicting what the
weather would do.
A group of people went up to the Chief and asked him,
“What will the weather be like tomorrow?”
The Chief replied, “... Much rain. Very wet.”
The next day, it did rain and it was very wet. Some more
people went up to the Chief and asked, “What will the
weather be like tomorrow?”
“... Much snow. Very cold.”
Sure enough, it snowed and it was very cold.
The next day, people were so impressed with this, they
asked him another time. “Chief,” they asked, “what will the
weather do tomorrow?”
The Chief replied, “... I dunno. Radio broken.”
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Post by korrill on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:56 am

Chivalry

A man approached St. Peter at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asked him:

What good have you done that would make you deserving of eternity in paradise?

The man replied: Well, there was this one time when I saved a woman. I was riding in my car when I spotted a group of bikers harassing a woman. I got out of my car, went up to the biggest, meanest looking biker of the gang, kicked him in the balls, spit on him and threw down his bike for harassing the woman.

St. Peter exclaimed: Goodness! That was very chivalrous and brave of you. When did it happen?

The man replied: About five minutes ago.
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Post by korrill on Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:04 am

Virginity test

A man went to his pastor to ask for advice:

Man: Pastor, I am about to get married next week. But I am concerned that the woman I will marry is not pure. Is there a way by which I can know if she is? She said she was but I heard she was a flirt before.

Pastor: There is a way. You'll need a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Man: How will that prove if she is a virgin or not?

Pastor: Well, on the night of your honeymoon, paint your right testicle blue and your left testicle red. If she tells you that those are the weirdest balls she's ever seen, hit her with the shovel.
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Post by vril on Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:07 am

korrill wrote:Virginity test

A man went to his pastor to ask for advice:

Man: Pastor, I am about to get married next week. But I am concerned that the woman I will marry is not pure. Is there a way by which I can know if she is? She said she was but I heard she was a flirt before.

Pastor: There is a way. You'll need a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Man: How will that prove if she is a virgin or not?

Pastor: Well, on the night of your honeymoon, paint your right testicle blue and your left testicle red. If she tells you that those are the weirdest balls she's ever seen, hit her with the shovel.


hahahaha! lol!

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Post by RavlaM on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:31 pm

Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa ‘kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: ‘Yun lang? Anong masama ru’n?
Harry: Ang masama ru’n… twins kami! Twiiiiiiiiins!


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Post by korrill on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:44 pm

A man went to Jerusalem with his wife. While there, the wife suffered a heart attack and died.

The man went to the mortuary and asked for his options.

The mortician replied: Well, you have two choices. You can have her shipped home for burial in your country for $ 5,000.00 or you can choose to give her a beautiful burial here in the Holy Land for $ 500.00.

The man thinks for a moment then tells the mortician he will opt to have her shipped for burial at his home country.

The mortician acquiesces and says: Can't stand to be apart from her, eh?

The man replies: Not exactly. She's a nagger, a spend-thrift, and she doesn't listen to me. Basically, I've always wished I never married her.

The mortician asks: Then why go to all the trouble and expense of getting her back to your country?

The man says: Two thousand years ago, someone was buried here and rose again after three days. I don't want to take that chance.


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Post by miss_terry on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:57 pm

haha...
maya ko basahin..
Ang dame....
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Post by gin on Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:23 am

sakundes wrote:It was jazz an ordinary day........

It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako.

Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy. ....."
Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?
"Dodong!" sigaw ko.

Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud and proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd.

"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya.
"Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh" sabi ko.

Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he's every woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni
Dodong. "I don't mine" sagot ko.

Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?" sabi nung waiter kay Dodong.

"Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong.
"Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully" dagdag niya.

"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin.
Hmmm... mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko.
"I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh." sagot ko.

Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it's a long, long way to run.

"Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I'm happily married" pagmamalaki ko.
"Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still have more feelings than I expected. i don't want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa.

Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.

"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong.
Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think it's his other woman that caused our separation to part.

Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

"Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.
"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.
"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes."
"Diretso lang." sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."
"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.

Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya.

"Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!" pananakot nya..

Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar.

Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way.

"Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you?" bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya:
"I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but at first I didn't give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed.."

>From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-isa at walang exhibitions. i feel I'm on cloud.

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According to studies, handsome people have the tendency to be forgetful and tend to ...

What were we talking about again?
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Post by MarcCatholic on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:45 am

korrill wrote:A man went to Jerusalem with his wife. While there, the wife suffered a heart attack and died.

The man went to the mortuary and asked for his options.

The mortician replied: Well, you have two choices. You can have her shipped home for burial in your country for $ 5,000.00 or you can choose to give her a beautiful burial here in the Holy Land for $ 500.00.

The man thinks for a moment then tells the mortician he will opt to have her shipped for burial at his home country.

The mortician acquiesces and says: Can't stand to be apart from her, eh?

The man replies: Not exactly. She's a nagger, a spend-thrift, and she doesn't listen to me. Basically, I've always wished I never married her.

The mortician asks: Then why go to all the trouble and expense of getting her back to your country?

The man says: Two thousand years ago, someone was buried here and rose again after three days. I don't want to take that chance.


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Post by MarcCatholic on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:52 am

RavlaM wrote:Couple Talking:
Wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
Husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
W : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H : hello!? karpintero ba ako? umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat
ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so
he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake…
H : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W : hello?! baker ba ako?!


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Post by MarcCatholic on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:59 am

sakundes wrote:It was jazz an ordinary day........

It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako.

Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy. ....."
Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?
"Dodong!" sigaw ko.

Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud and proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd.

"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya.
"Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh" sabi ko.

Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he's every woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni
Dodong. "I don't mine" sagot ko.

Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?" sabi nung waiter kay Dodong.

"Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong.
"Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully" dagdag niya.

"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin.
Hmmm... mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko.
"I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh." sagot ko.

Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it's a long, long way to run.

"Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I'm happily married" pagmamalaki ko.
"Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still have more feelings than I expected. i don't want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa.

Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.

"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong.
Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think it's his other woman that caused our separation to part.

Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

"Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.
"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.
"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes."
"Diretso lang." sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."
"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.

Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya.

"Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!" pananakot nya..

Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar.

Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way.

"Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you?" bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya:
"I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but at first I didn't give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed.."

>From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-isa at walang exhibitions. i feel I'm on cloud.


Masyadong mahaba kowya. Ahehehe Di ako gaanong natawa e maliban doon sa mali-maling salita. Parang intellectual masyado ang joke. Very Happy
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